HOW TO RUIN STAR WARS

Ladies and gentleman, there are ways to ruin STAR WARS. For example getting a healthy, very healthy woman to dress up like a football player...I mean Storm trooper,


does not cause the snap-hiss of my lightsaber. It actually causes the Rebel Alliance troops to abandon Hoth post haste. It can cause Star War-ections to malfunction like the Millennium Falcons Hyper-drive. I'll let Family Guy finish this off...


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Next let's take the awesomeness that is the Princess Leia Gold Bikini.





Aren't that just a wonderful images for all of us geeks and losers?



But these next few things are not conducive to "fire the Death Star, when ready."



This is not conducive to the force push and pull. This is just wrong and a little bit disturbing. Do people not understand how important the gold bikini is?



That some have spent many many hours getting that pod racer to finish the race, that images like these are like getting Ewoks instead of Wookies.



I know it's so cool that we can combine 3 out of 6 of mans greatest loves. The six loves are sports, lego's, boobs/sex, Star Wars, beer/booze and video games. But when you combine them in this fashion...it's creepy like Leia kissing Luke.



See...creepy.

Yet...not as creepy as this.



Sure it's very cute...but kind of creepy. And after that I really have nothing else.