ANOTHER SURVEY

How old is the first person on your top friends?
If I told you that she's just go off and pummel me.

Will you talk to the person you like on the phone tonight?
NOPE, I actually hat talking on the phone.

Do you own a computer?
nope...I own a device that allows me access to porn from around the world.

Why is your myspace song, what it is?
I don't have a myspace song, and I've never heard the song "what it is?"
hint-read the wording on the question

Where was your default picture taken?
At the Estrogen Clans reunion 2 years ago.

Do you like messages or comments better?
I'll take any and all forms of communique

What woke you up this morning?
the cats knocking over the "to be sold CD's"

What is your current mood?
Hung over and getting myself motivated to cook

What color shirt are you wearing?
I'm at home...why do I need to wear a shirt?

Are you crazy?
why? what have you heard?

Ever had a near death experience?
yes, I rode in a car with my sister driving

What was the highlight of your week?
so far...breathing. I happen to enjoy that a lot.

How long is your hair?
it's not...at all

Last thing you ate?
a peanut butter and strawberry jam waffle sammich

What was the last thing you drank?
a diet coke

Are you happy right now?
yes

Last person you hugged?
my wife

Are you wearing make-up?
nope, I gave that up when Vince Neil amd Motley Crue went their seperate ways. Yes I know they are back together again, but it's just not the same.

Who do you most look like in your family?
MOM

Did you have a dream last night?
uhhh sure, let's go with that

What were you doing at 11:30 last night?
going to the bathroom.

Are you left handed?
no

What's the fifth text say in your inbox and who is it from?
N/A

What did you do today?
worked on my blog (i know i'm such a loser)

Who was the last person's voice you heard?
My wife's

What is bothering you right now?
allergies are a bit annoying, while waiting for the drugs to kick in

Have you ever seen somebody get hit by a car?
yup

Who do you tell everything to?
my wife (apparently this is my default answer, heh)

Have you ever taken a picture in a bathroom?
yes...oh wait, you weren't being polite? You actually mean "a picture" heh my bad

Do you use big words?
only when the little ones get redundant

Favorite number?
19

Name a part from the song you're listening to?
silence...it's not a song.

Do you fight with your parents often?
whenever I get the chance

Where is the shirt you're wearing from?
I'm at home...why do I need to wear a shirt?

Do you know anyone with cancer?
not anymore

Do you have any picture frames in your room?
this room...nope

Where did you spend Christmas?
in my wife's arms

Do you get good grades?
I graduated high school

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
did...got infected...hurt like hell...never re-pierced again

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
yes

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
depends on whether or not I'm running on time or late

Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
I'm married. if I play the feild now, my wife's retribution would be swift and severe

What did you accomplish today?
I finished this survey and wrote my next blog

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
finishing this survey and writing my next blog

Do you like your life as of now?
Absolutely

Last thing you purchased?
My Tuesday Night 6 pack - but last night it was a 12pack. I splurged.

Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are?
well I'm still at home, in the computer room, and I feel fine
blah blah blah blah LEONARD BERNSTEIN