I wanted a cigarette.
I have for the past 2 weeks.
Yesterday, I finally broke down.
I bought a pack.
Pall Mall Light 100's.
That used to be my brand.
Sat in the car.
Contemplated having one.
Finally, I said, "It's an experiment."
I opened the pack.
I took out a cigarette.
I lit it.
I smoked a cigarette.
It was awful.
The need to vomit was overpowering.
Did not vomit.
Later that day...
for some reason unknown to me
I did it again.
I took out another cigarette.
I lit it.
I smoked another cigarette.
It was awful.
The need to vomit was still overpowering.
Did not vomit.
I actually had a few more.
It was in the interest of science.
THESE ARE THE RESULTS OF MY EXPERIMENT
I have a headache that won't quit.
My throat hurts.
I feel nauseous.
My mouth tastes like the cats shat in there.
The pornado sanctum stinks.
My clothes stink.
My hair smells like bar room floor.
Overall I think that experiment went quite badly.
That officially cures my want of cigarette.
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