WHAT I DID FOR EARTH DAY!

Hello one and all...in honor of Earth Day I would tell you all what I did.

1. I took a 45 minute shower
2. I left the water running when I brushed my teeth
3. and for fun turned on the kitchen sink
4. and let that run too, while still brushing my teeth
5. I flushed the toilet
6. Once every to minutes
7. For an hour
8. But when I had to use the bathroom, I drove to the gas station,
   
9. Then I went home and decided on a plan of action.
   
10. I went for a drive.
    
11. By myself.
12. For most of the afternoon.
13. Went to eat a place that still uses styro-foam
14. Got my meal to go.
15. Drove to another restaurant to get food for my wife
16. Drove that to her work
    
17. Drove Home so I could
    
18. Turn on every light in the house
19. and every TV
20. and every radio
21. I went to the garbage dump and threw away my garbage WITH OUT sorting
    
22. glass
23. newspaper
24. plastic
25. cardboard
26. I ate more meat
27. I made sure my computer was on the entire time so I could give you up to the minute updates
28. I used paper towels to wipe down my monitor
29. I made sure every drink I purchased was in a plastic bottle
30. Drove to the bank to do my banking
31. When I could have easily done it from home.
32. Then my wife and I went to wal-mart
33. Where I noticed all the lights they have in their "lighting" display were ALL on.
34. All their ceiling fans were on
35. All their floor/desk/box fans were blowing
36. Every TV in the store was turned on
37. Including the ones that just show commercials and are hanging above the aisles.
38. Every car stereo on display has power running to it

I know I could go on and on...but I guess most of you have figured out that on this particular topic...

I'M A DICK!!