COACE Archive: I AM A LAZY BLOGGER

Well my friends, it seems that my life keeps getting in the way, and I must resort to surveys yet again. So enjoy...and I'll talk to you all very soon.

DO YOU SNORE?

thanks to my wonderful allergies YES

LOVER OR A FIGHTER?

yes and absolutely

WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?

dying alone

AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?

that would be a
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?

it's kind of like a hand job. Sure it feels OK, but I can do it better, faster and with no drama at all.

DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?

no sir I do not

WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?

if you ask me I say no.

HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?

it sucks more than a Dyson vacuum cleaner

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?

silver, black and whatever color you call dirt

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?

off key and loudly

HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?

that would be an oh HELL no!!!

ANY SECRET TALENTS?

nope, not a one

WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?

in all honesty my favorite place to spend time away from everything would be a shore of some kind

HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?

yes, and it was delicious

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?

yes I have, and no i did not get it

DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?

nope, when it's man turn to go the way of the dinosaurs, it's man's turn

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?

i never made it without biting...

CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?

not anymore i can't

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?

yes, yes i have, and it was delicious...i mean fun

ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?

yes they are...there's no "breathing" down there

INTERMISSION
I was originally going to use one of the "guys shaped like me" funny pictures, but I thought "Jose, why not give the ladies and some of the fellas something nice to look at." So that's the funny little story behind this image.
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WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?

I am not opposed

IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?

no, it is not, and never again

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

no sirree, i do not. it looks like chickens got in a fight and they stepped in ink.

WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?

dust, pollens

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"

i would have to say better than two months ago

IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?

yes he is, and he's working with elvis at a 7-11

DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?

no i do not

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?

over easy

ARE BLONDES DUMB?

no dumber than me...

WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?

in a book that is given to a house elf

WHAT TIME IS IT?

12:38 AM

DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?

no not really

IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?

nope, it's quite yummy AND affordable

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?

sunday

DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?

showers

IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?

absolutely

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?

no, but when i stub my toe it really pisses me off tho

WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?

caffeine & nicotine which i still feed, and alcohol which i no longer feed

CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?

depends on my mood, but i totally love goober

HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?

sadly no, although i really want to

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?

2 times and before i sleep it will be 3

IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?

illegal ones yes

ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?

no, i have naked feet

INTERMISSION
HOLY COW!!! All I did was type in feet, into the search and by all that is holy, the amount of porn that popped up was almost too much. I did say almost.
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HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?