OBSERVATIONS OF A 23 MONTH OLD

7:15 A.M.

Wakes up...shares an early morning gift of smiles and a "Hiiiii!"

Diaper change.

Touching nether regions.

Giggle, Giggle, Giggle.

Still giggling.

Nether regions covered up.

Giggling stops.

"Uppie, uppie, uppie." Means pick me up right now.

"Uppie, uppie, uppie." Means put me down right now.

"Jorsh, Jorsh, Jorsh."

Juice? No? Not Juice?

"Jorsh, Jorsh, Jorsh."

Ohhh, Curious George.

"Jorsh, Jorsh, Jorsh."

Yes, Curious George is on.

"Jorsh, Jorsh, Jorsh!"

Running to the fridge, "Jorsh, Jorsh!!"

Oh juice. Juice.

Num num.  Num num.

I know this means it's Cheerios time.

In the mouth buddy.

Not on the floor.

Diaper change, again?

Oh no...that sounded like...EWWWWW!

That smell aint natural.

Touching nether regions.

Giggle, Giggle, Giggle.

Still giggling.

Nether regions covered up.

Giggling stops.

"Uppie, uppie, uppie." Means pick me up right now.


"Uppie, uppie, uppie." Means put me down right now.

7:32 A.M.



The rest of the day was much the same...only faster and more chaotic.

It was like watching a tornado in motion.

At first you're all "Wow!!"

Than that turns to "DAAAAAMN!!"

And at the end of the day you sit there thinking "What the hell just happened!?!?!"