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The most difficult conversation two people can have is when both are hurt, angry & acting like jackasses who are too stupid to say I'M WRONG

SORRY

SORRY

I SLEEPY!!!

SORRY

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I keep you in a good mood because as I like to say "Sue you need to stay in a good mood, because the beatings are starting to leave bruises"

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I feel rejected because I not allowed to wear hooker heels or makeup. I don't want to be a role model for any sheep, although they may apply

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Do you know what my new mantra will be from this day forward? To wake up a half an hour earlier so I can hate you a little bit more everyday.

YUP...ONE OF THEM DAYS

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I work. I sleep. I eat. I drink. Yet sadly what I crave most includes "the gold bikini," Lords of Acid's "Lust" CD, a smoke machine and M&Ms

MARRIED 2 YEARS/LIVING TOGETHER 3 YEARS

Current mood: blessed

To My WIFE...

"Basically, I'm completely smitten with you, and I don't care if I'm making an ass
out of myself, because you've seen me make an ass out of myself a million times, and you still want to be my friend."

"That's all I need from you. That's more than I could ever ask for."

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

I Love You,
Me

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3 years ago Sue and I decided to move in together. 2 years ago she became owner of half of my stuff and my wife. Yeah, I got the better deal

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Hi. Pleased to meet your acquaintance. Unless you happen to be a stalker. Then I am doubly pleased. I have never had my own stalker before.

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One window of opportunity is closing. Soon I won't have anymore options. Being a 35yo male, I am losing my chance at being a trophy wife :(

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I wanna be Crazy for 2 reasons 1. I can act like Amy Winehouse and Paris Hilton and get praised for it 2. Anything is possible in Crazyland

I ADMIT THIS IS ONE I WANTED TO DO...i am such a retard

Yeah I am a dork sometimes. I know this. But I really liked the concept of the "ABC's of Me." This was a lot of fun, considering both Season and I didn't like a few of the "questions" so she changed them. I had to laugh especially when I got to "y." Well enjoy, because with this one, I really had fun doing...

A is for Age - How old are you?



B is for BEER - What's your favorite beer?




C is for Car - What's your dream car?

1969 Corvette Stingray



D is for Dog - What's your favorite dog?

Great Pyrenees



E is for Eggs - How do you like your eggs?

Scrambled with chorizo and tortillas



F is for Flying - Do you like flying in a plane?

Sure do...but if given the time, I'd rather drive. More to see more to do.



G is for Gummy candies - Bears or Worms?

I'm all about the Bear



H is for Hometown - What's your Hometown?

Waukesha, WI



I is for Instrument - What instrument do you play?

I don't play any instrument. I always wanted to learn the piano or the Bass guitar but I never had the money for lessons. BUT I do own a low end Gibson named "Sweetness." Believe me in my hands, the only person she sounds pretty to is me. I can't play a lick on her at all, but she always feels "right" in my big and clumsy ham hocks.



J is for Juice - What's your favorite juice?

I'm all about the OJ...

NO NOT THAT ONE!!

This One!!!


K is for Kill - Who do you want to kill? (figuratively...duh!!)

Stupid People



L is for Lies - Do you lie?

Everyone lies. So I must say
sadly


M is for Milk - What's your favorite milk shake?

This Chocolate Banana Milkshake from Steak n Shake



N is for Nothing - Leave this one blank.



O is for Oceans - Have you seen the ocean?

Yes...and I have never felt so small in my life



P is for People - What group of people can you do without?

For this I must refer back to Stupid People



Q is for Quote - What's your favorite quote?

"The point is, the only real tools we have are our eyes and our
heads. It's not the act of seeing with our own eyes alone; it's
correctly comprehending what we see"

R is for Real smiles - What makes you really smile?

Babies hands.



S is for snow - Do you like snow?


ABSOLUTELY



T is for Time - What time is it?

4:48 AM

U is for Underpants - What underpants are you wearing right now?



V is for Vacation - Where do you want to go for vacation?

New Orleans...BABY!!!



W is for Weakness - What is your greatest weakness?

Feeling


X is for X-Rays - What have you had X-Rayed?

Wrist



elbow



chest




Y is for Yes - Yes or no, are you tired of these surveys asking the same questions over and over again?

OH GOD



Z is for Zodiac - What's your sign of the zodiac?



and coming soon ABC's of Me 2

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The word 'just' has no place in any sentence that includes these words - wet t-shirts, trampolines, girls going "whoooo" and animal attacks.

JUST A THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

I do not meddle in the affairs of my wife,



for she is NOT subtle and she is quick to anger.



Which makes her venomous retribution far worse.

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I do not meddle in the affairs of my wife, for she is NOT subtle and she is quick to anger. Which makes her venomous retribution far worse.

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Hello. Pleasure to meet your acquaintance, I think. That is unless you are a mass murderer. Then I am going to soil myself, cry, and runaway

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IRONY - Walking into Walmart, looking at their "green" display which clearly states don't waste electricity, in front of 19 TVs that are on.

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"It looks like it's wearing a spacesuit." An actual quote overheard today when walking past 2 young ladies. They were talking about condoms.

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My wife is older today, I will say that for such a young woman, she sure uses a lot of candles, which will lead to a quick and painful death

TO MY WIFE

Grow old with me the best is yet to come.



To my Susan,

Three years ago we shared our first kiss,
and I knew at that moment,
that I would spend the rest of my life
sharing my heart that I gave to you,
breathing the air you shared with me
and walking a path that we were meant too.

So to my wife,
I Wish You a Happy Birthday

I ADMIT, I AM A BAD PERSON pt 2

This is a RANT!!!! W/O APOLOGIES.

I don't care about second-hand smoke or the people that bitch about it.

If you choose not to smoke, fine. That's your right. You have the ability to share and express your feelings, choices and opinions because you live in the U.S.A.. You have the right to designate where you and your like minded cohorts can congregate that appeal to your "cleaner air" regime. I accept that. That's very cool.


I respect your right to speak your mind, share and express your feelings, choices and opinions of where to go and not go.

If you want a non-smoking establishment, they have those.

No one forced you into the smoker friendly places. No one said "See this haze of smoke, through the window, well I got a gun to your head...now go in there damn it and breathe DEEPLY!!"

No one is forcing people to work in them either, they choose to.

You don't want to work with or around smokers then DON'T!

If you don't want to be around it, fine, no one's making you.

But if you choose to say something about it around me, you might as well respect my given right to tell you to "Shut the FUCK up!!! To take you, your views, and your booger hooks and cram them all in the place where male prisoners like to "establish dominance."

But these should all be choices. Not Mandated rules.

If smoking is so bad why won't insurance companies cover the costs to "QUIT SMOKING"?

The powers that be tell us that pot is very very bad...so it's illegal.

The same powers tell us that crack, cocaine and heroin is bad...guess what, that's illegal too.

Those very same voices are telling us that smoking is so bad that they have multi-million dollar a year ad campaigns telling us how bad it is, and that people should stop.

But why do these organizations spend so much money re-informing the population how unhealthy and addictive smoking is yet it's still legal?

I mean I could go all religious here and go..."well god has a plan for all of us." Then why are we interfering? If it was god's plan to have someone die due to smoking, it was his plan, right?

Better yet let's get Darwinian. Only the strong survive, let's cull the weak, survival of the fittest, thin the herd, make more room for the chosen or whatever statement you want to use that means you are better than the rest.

Or I can get mathematical.

6 billion people on this blue planet.

SUBTRACT
Globally, nearly 5 million premature deaths are caused as a result of smoking.

NOW ADD
There are 133 million births each year globally.

EQUALS
That's telling "US" we either need a bigger planet or more smokers.

I smoked for 20 years. I haven't had a cigarette since January. My wife smoked for almost 25 years and she hasn't had a cigarette since December. It wasn't for health reasons that we quit.

It was because we both refused to pay five dollars a pack.

But we sure as hell don't bitch and complain when others do it. It's their choice. One I won't take away from them. So don't you dare take mine.

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I smell manure.

It's coming out of your ears.

TIME WARP/WORM HOLE

Current mood: cheerful

It seems my lovely wife Season lives near a worm hole or has access to a parralle dimension.

We were talking about the upcoming movie "88 Minutes" and I said well if they are going to do this correctly, then the movie has to be at least 120 minutes long so that it can do the story setup and character development.

NOW THIS NEXT PART WAS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION

"If the movie is 88 minutes long and 90 minutes is an hour and a half, than the movie must be an hour long." says Season

"An hour long?" replies Jose

"Yes" she said with conviction "An hour long."

All I could do was sit there, in stunned silence, quickly jotting down her words so I could share them here.

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Today my wife decided to talk about (in detail I might add) skin melting like wax and eyeballs boiling in their sockets while cooking supper.

DREAMS pt 1

I just woke up from a weird sleep. Had a dream that my skull was split open and all my ideas were falling out and bursting into flame. All the while the cats were dancing and singing

"Look at all his dummy thoughts,
they fall into the air,
Look at all the hangman's kids,
twitching in the square.
You take a long walk of hope
that ends in a very short rope.

Needless to say I am wary around the felines now....

I ADMIT, I AM A BAD PERSON pt 1

I don't care about the environment. Nor do I care about those people who are "trying" to save it.

Now let me explain why I don't care about this topic.

First the people who are trying to save it.

No matter what we do we are still killing the planet...for HUMAN LIFE. If we want to save the planet for human existence, we have to stop driving cars, trucks, buses, motorcycles, snow mobiles and motor boats. Let's stop using electric and gas mowers. Let's stop using running water, electricity and natural gas in our homes and go back to cutting down 1 tree and replanting 3. Let's us go back to wood stoves and fire places. Let's go back to self sufficient farming, without tractors or combines, but with horses, mules and oxen. Let's give up television, movies, PS3's, PCs, Macs and I-pods. Let's all go outside to work the land and to grow with it. Let's all give up every "convenience" progress has given us and walk away from it.

YEAH LIKE THAT'LL HAPPEN!

That would be the only way we as humans will ever be able to survive the waste we are creating by promoting such things as "Earth Day" and "Think Green." I mean how much energy is wasted to promote one single minute of commercial? You figure that there are

303,824,646 people in the U.S.A.

There are 112.8 million television households in the United States.

So a commercial for it to be successful has to some how reach a large percent of the population correct?

How many TV's is that?

How much energy is wasted so that this broadcast reaches enough people to truly make a real difference and not the "It's so cool and hip to be green" people?

How many people use the internet to send their "green" message? And how much energy does THAT waste?


Sure you drive a hybrid car. BUT you are still wasting all the fossil fuels that goes into designing, engineering, testing, producing and driving it.

Why are you driving anyway? You are thinking "GREEN" shouldn't you be walking or riding a bike or (if you are truly thinking "green") riding a horse, pony or mule. I mean to truly be green wouldn't we have to pretty much live like pioneers?

And I know for a fact we are too self absorbed to make that kind of change. Instead we will waste all kinds of the Earth so that we can make it support human life longer WITHOUT giving up any of the conveniences that progress has afforded us.

Fucking hypocrites.

NOW THE PLANET...

The planet is 4.5 billion years old.

Dinosaurs were on the Earth for 250 million years.

The first Homo Sapien walked the Earth around 200,000 years ago, but no one is really quite sure about that.

Now I am not a math genius but if you add that together it does not even come close to the age of the Earth.

The Earth does not need saving.

It will outlast us all.

Thank the maker for that.

The only ones that need saving is us...and we're doing a piss poor job of that.


I guess since I know that our Sun will one day consume this planet, and that nothing at all lasts forever, I'd rather think pink than green.

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My wife said that God is an invisible, many armed octopus that likes to cause disasters by poking the world with a finger, because it's funny.

I'M SLEEPY TODAY

So we doing this cheating style...

EDIBLE DIRT go read it...It's just twisted



and funny

TWO LUMPS...if you have cats...



this comic is awesomely funny

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Do you think God self published the Bible or do you think he turned in the manuscript and the editor did rewrites till the book just sucked?

PSYCH

I don't know why but I just wanted to pit this image up...

Move over Chuck...

I think I need it worse...

I think?

STOLEN SURVEY because i was feeling lazy

Whats your middle name?
Manuel pronounced Mon-wel NOT MAN-you-AL

How big is your bed?
Big enough to have my wife right next to me.

What are you listening to right now?
a mix tape....yeah I said it "A MIX TAPE" that has
Sledding - Uncle Smooth and the Lost Mayans
Killing in the Name Of - Rage Against the Machine
Jealous - Gene Loves Jezebel
Gonna Get it Right - Dogs D'amour
It's Yours (on the level) - Flamboyant Floatboat
Stargazer - Mother Love Bone
Jetboy - New York Dolls
Travolta - Mr. Bungle
Mr. Wendel - Arrested Developement
I'm Cute - Animaniacs
Pigs in Zen - Jane's Addiction
Bop Gun (one nation) - Ice Cube
She's so Fine - Thunder
Spaceboy - Smashing Pumpkins
You're Not Evil - Black Flag
The Sermon - Testament
Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx

What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number
N/A

What was the last thing you ate?
Bacon and Beans

Last person you hugged?
My wife

How is the weather right now?
Windy and 70's

Favorite type of Food?
Pizza/Chinese/Ponza Rotta's

Do you want children?
if it happens cool...if not also cool

Do you drink?
once a week

Ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?
not anymore

Hair color?
dark brown with some salt added for character

Eye color?
dark brown

Favorite holiday?
Christmas/My Birthday (if it isn't a holiday, it should be)

Favorite Season?
the one I married

Last Movie you Watched:
Juno

What books are you reading?
Night Pleasures by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Piercings?
Just my ears but they have since closed up

Favorite Movie?
OH hell...i don't know...too many to even think about

What were you doing before filling this out?
Putting supper in the oven/reading

Any pets?
Yes

Dogs or Cats?
3 cats...

Favorite Flower?
Dandelion

Have you ever loved someone?
YES and I still do

Who would you like to see right now?
that guy from publishers clearing house sweepstakes telling me I just won 25 million dollars

Have you ever fired a gun?
that would be a big oh hell NO!!

Do you like to travel by plane?
sure, but if I have the time I would rather drive

Right-handed or Left-handed?
right

If you could go to any place right now where would you go?
Back in time

Are you missing someone?
yes

Do you have a tattoo?
sure do

Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday mornings?
sure do

Are you hiding something from someone?
sure...everyone does

Are you 18?
almost 2 times that

Did you get enough sleep last night?
no

First thought waking up this morning?
GOTTA PEE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

What do you have handy at your bedside?
if I answer that Season would hit me

Grilled or fried?
fried

WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE?
the fact that there is only one of me

Are you afraid of the dark?
no...just the cats that seem to attack in the dark for no reason at all

Favorite hangout?
book sections at Goodwill

3 things you can't live without?
air water food

Favorite song?
see the favorite movie answer for this one

What are you afraid of?
not much

WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
why? you won't use any

WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME?
i gots no clue

WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME?
she don't got none

STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING?
a super wal-mart

FAVORITE TV COMMERCIAL?
uhhh...i usually fast forward through them

FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE?
well that depends on where the fire is, what's burning, who's around me and what the circumstances are..

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
blue

WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU?
thoughts ideas and a sarcastic wit

WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
a teacher

WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11?
i guess there is supposed to be some kind of significance to this time...but usually i really don't care

THE COLOR OF YOUR BED SHEET?
yellow...it hides the pee stains

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?
"boy am I tired"

DRAWING NAUGHTY BITS...and then hiding them

TWITTER THOUGHTS

The Blair Witch Project was on Starz and you were like, "Oh I want to watch this, but we should make out instead. La la la"

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I drink tons of booze so you might get one of those scary neuter-babies that's born without junk.

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Somebody else is going to find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation. I friggin hope.

HEH

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And sometimes is seen a strange spot in the sky A human being that was given to fly.

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You're miserable, edgy, and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism.

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Change your tune, shit out your rhetoric, wear your faces. Won't make a bit of difference. They want you slapped down, then you get slapped.

THE DOOR TO TOMORROW

If life handed you an apple pie and it tasted like apples, that's a good thing, right?

And If life hands you a lemon, you're supposed to make lemonade, correct?

So than, what do you do when life keeps handing you happiness?

I'm not a very nice person (I have ex's who can attest to that).

If someone pisses me off i.e. a person who I thought was a friend and turns out that they did not trust me enough to come with me about something, I'm still nice and pleasant to them.

If a somebody says things about me (race, religion. etc. etc.) that has nothing to do with my personality or generalizes me as nothing but a race, religion etc., I still treat then the same way.

You see before Season I would have torn into them and let loose the hounds of hell so that they knew without any doubt how I felt. That what was done to me did bother me, but now I don't.

You see I feel sorry for them. Not in the "I pity you fool" sort of way, but in the "man, you'll never get me, and that just sucks" kind of way.

I feel bad for us, because when they do this, all it ends up doing is creating a gap between us. The feelings of friendship are now a chasm that separates us.

I will never talk to them the same way I used too. I will not trust them. They are kept at arms length (and I keep hoping my arms get longer).

Now? Well now, the people who do hurt me will never know what their unkind words did.

Instead they get my bogus smile and laugh and a false friend who is keeping his enemies close.

But some how and for some reason, I have the affection and love from the woman who has married me. She looks at me like I really matter and still listens to me, as if my words could move mountains.

She has blessed my life with conversation, with silly topics and the serious discussions. I am fortunate to have a partner, a friend and a wife who wants to share her life with me.

The strength we share, has allowed me to face many of my demons, no matter how ugly they were. She stood by me and still looks at me with love filled eyes.

I thought this was just stories and lies, but here I stand. A believer that true love exists. And that it can keep growing day by day.

So I'm looking at the apple pie and lemonade in front of me. And I'm thinking to myself...do I really deserve this? I honestly don't think so, but Season, she makes me feel like I do. So I take a slice of that apple pie and a swig from the lemonade and revel in the fact that it really is OK to be happy. That it is really OK to find bliss in the person next to you.

That happiness is not a mat that sits on your doorway, but the key that opens the door to a future you never looked towards.

So with that I remain simply...

a happy fool

A MOMENT OF DOUBT

There are times when somethings hit me like a runaway freight train. It's like something in me feels something for the first time.

Today I felt a true anguish that shook me down to my core. I felt a sense of loss.

A true loss, not the "Oh crap where are my car keys' feeling, but the "Oh shit, something in me just died" kind of loss. This time it was very different.

It was the "am I really allowed to be this happy" kind of feeling.

I am with a partner who loves me what I feel for her can only be described as bliss. But at the same time I ask myself "Can I make her truly happy?"

I don't know. I don't have all the answers. I can't even pretend to have them. All I know is that I feel so complete when I am with her.

There used to be this HUGE pool of anger that bubbled and boiled deep inside of me.

Now I only find hope, love and a wonderful feeling called tomorrow. I pray that I can give her this everyday. Because inside of my strange little soul I find it whenever I hear her heart beat or whenever she smiles at me. I find myself happier than ever before in my pitiful existence.

For some reason today after watching the fall of fictional character, I find myself wondering. Do I make her happy? Do I make her feel complete? Do I do to her what she does for me? Can I save her?

I don't know, maybe I'm just being stupid, it's something I do a lot. I still wonder "am I what she has been searching for?"

I guess that's all I really wanted to say. She makes my world, my life and my soul complete. I just pray that I do the same thing for her.

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God created women, but the devil invented the blues.

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"A foolish man simply accepts what it is that he thinks, while a wise man thinks about what it is that he accepts."

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I live in a world where a fantastic story book is respected as the exact word of God.

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If you're attracted to the same sex & are Christian or Catholic there's a pretty good chance that you're taught that God does not accept you.

JC IN DA HIZZIE

Although I always thought he would be more of Bob Dylan and Beatles kind of guy...

THANK YOU

Do you ponder the trials, the memories and mental portfolios of your life and how they have brought you to your current situation?

I have faced that train of thought on many occasions. I feel the way the tracks shake and rumble and I hear the metal shrieking. I see the light approaching me as all the noise and chaos start to confuse and terrify my very soul. I have two choices right now. I can jump or stand.

I can jump to the side and watch as each fragment of time screams by, like a voyeur to my own life.

Or, I can stand motionless, with open arms, welcoming and relishing each and every moment as it pummels against me. All the good and all the bad, that has befallen me, for which I am grateful. It has shaped me into the man, the saint, the sinner, and the asshole that I am.

But on this day I am here to thank those that did me a favor. I am here to thank those that tried to break me.

It may seem strange to be thanking all the people who I should be hating. Although without them I'd be looking at the world and slowly counting away the days till I cease to exist. To become nothing but a smear on the tapestry of life.

Why is that? Because those people who tried to tear me down, in turn, built me up.

Every part of my soul and sanity that was stripped away, became the very same pieces I used to rebuild myself.

The more they tried to kill the person I was, the more they steered me into becoming the man I'm supposed to be.

Now here I sit. A stronger, saner and very honestly a greater man for it.

So with that said, this goes to all the people who tried to make me less. Whether you wanted too or not, you made me more, and for that, I thank you.

SURVEY

01. Song that always makes you sad?

When You Come Back To Me Again Again by Garth Brooks

When You Come Back To Me Again


02. Last thing you bought?

For the house groceries
For my own selfish needs Matilda by Roald Dahl



03. Last person you argued with?

My wife



04. Do you put Butter before putting the peanut butter on?

Only on my frozen waffles



05. One of your stuffed animals' names as a kid?

Nicky---it was a teddy bear


06. Did you ever own at one time a Barenaked Ladies Cd?

NOPE!!!


07. Favorite day of the week?




08. Favorite Sundae topping?

Hot Fudge




09. Did you take Piano lessons?

Nope...but I wish I did



10. Most frequent song played?

Right now...it would be

Into the Clear and Don't Stop Living in the Red by Andrew W.K.
Callin All the Angels by Train
Free by Shotgun Messiah
Big Wave and Given to Fly by Pearl Jam
Ray of Light by Madonna
Bad Day by Fuel
Breakin Down by Skid Row
Can't Stop Loving You by Van Halen
Good-bye Horses by Q Lazuras
Holy Water by Big and Rich
I Walked With a Zombie by Wednesday 13
Life is Beautiful by Sixx A.M.
Lips of an Angel by Hinder
Mercury by Moloko Shivers
Metalingus by Alter Bridge
Over You by Daughtry
Summer Song by Joe Satriani
Shooter and Time is Now from WWE Themes

they're on my mp3 playa and a "must listen to" folder on my pornado chaser.

11. T.V. show you secretly enjoy?

Judging Amy




12. Would you rather play basketball or hockey?

Basketball



13. Date someone older or younger?

Neither...the wife might have somethng to say about that



14. One place you could travel right now?

Metropolis Illinois



15. Do you use umbrellas?

NOPE





16. Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?

Canada has a national anthem...for real??



just kidding...and no I don't know the words

17. Favorite Cheese?

The one I cut



18. The Smith's or the Cure?

Depends on how dark my mood is.



19. Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?

Redheads



20. Best job you ever had?

Working for Jef Parker when he owned the comic shops



21. Did you go to your high school prom?

Yes

22. Perfect time to wake up?

When you're not tired anymore



23. Perfect time to go to bed?

When you're tired



24. Do you use your queen right away in chess?

usually by the 6th move



25. Ever been in a car accident?

that I caused no



26. Closer to mom or dad...or neither?




27. What age is this exciting life over for you?

never...



28. What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager?



29. Favorite shoes you have EVER owned?

Cons ERX 200



30. Do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high school?

YEAH...like 25 different concert Tees



31. Were you in track and field?

NOPE I was a





32. Were you ever in a school talent show?

Nope again



33. Have you ever written in a library book?

Sure have




34. Allergic to?

Some animal Dander and pollens



35. Favorite fruit?

Orange



36. Have you watched sex and the city?

NOPE

37. Baseball hat or toque?

I would actually prefer my Cowboy hat



38. Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?

Shampoo




and if you're not a Ranma 1/2 fan you'll never get this joke


39. Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?

WET



40. Pen or pencil?

Pen




41. Have you ever gambled at a casino?

Gambled...nope



Played at a casino yes

42. Have you thrown up on a plane?

NOPE

43. Have you thrown up in a car?

Well technically I was in the car but my head was out the window



44. Have you thrown up at work?

Yessiree

45. Do you scream on roller coasters?

NOPE



46. Who was your first prom date?

Umm that's a good question




47. Who was your first roommate?

a lad named Lucas

48. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time?

wine



49.What was your first job?

that I got paid for...



would be walking a dog

50. What was your first car?

1972 Dodge Coronet Pea Green...Paid $300 for it never drove itand sold it for $750 which I never saw because Step dad drank it away



51.When did you go to your first funeral?

When I was 13



52. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?

30 something


53. Who was your first grade teacher?

Sister Katherine

54. Where did you go on your first airplane ride?

El Paso, Texas



55. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?

I was by myself and I went to see Star Wars at the Pix Cinema




56. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them?

Umm...No clue..and I would have to say no

57. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent's house?

When I moved out I moved into a place with the above mentioned roomate

58. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?

I don't.


59. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen?

Hasn't Happened

60. What is the first thing you do in the morning?

Well technically I look at the clock and say "Well it's 12 A.M...and I made it through another one




No that's not my alarm clock but that is what I do


61. What was the first concert you attended?




10-30-1985......Mecca Arena, Milwaukee, WI

62. First tattoo or piercing?

Piercings are both ears twice (since closd up)
tattoo would be a black and red ying yang with the comedy/tragdey faces in it

63.First celebrity crush?

Maria from Sesame Street



ironically...I just learned that her name is NOT Maria but Sonia Manzano

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