Jun 26, 2009

TWITTER THOUGHTS

Death is the opening of a more subtle life. In the flower, it sets free the perfume; in the chrysalis, the butterfly; in man, the soul.

Jun 17, 2009

A SURVEY TO GET ME BACK IN THE BLOGGING FRAME OF MIND

How old is the first person on your top friends?
40

Will you talk to the person you like on the phone tonight?
NOPE

Do you own a computer?
nope...I own a device that allows me access to porn from

around the world.

Why is your myspace song, what it is?
I don't have a myspace song.

Where was your default picture taken?
It's a picture of my nephew wearing a raincoat and rain boots, but I thought he totally looked like a wrestler, so I asked my sis, if I could steal the pic for my MySpace profile and she said OK

Do you like messages or comments better?
I'll take any and all forms of communique

What woke you up this morning?
the uncontrollable need to pee.

What is your current mood?
Hot, sweaty and hoping the dryer finishes soon.

What color shirt are you wearing?
red

Are you crazy?
yes

Ever had a near death experience?
yes, I rode in a car with my sister driving

What was the highlight of your week?
so far...breathing. I happen to enjoy that a lot.

How long is your hair?
not as long as I would like it

Last thing you ate?
a bacon cheddar burger and fries

What was the last thing you drank?
a diet coke

Are you happy right now?
well I am not sad

Last person you hugged?
my nephew

Are you wearing make-up?
nope, I gave that up when Vince Neil and Motley Crue went their separate ways. Yes I know they are back together again, but it's just not the same.

Who do you most look like in your family?
MOM

Did you have a dream last night?
uhhh sure, let's go with that

What were you doing at 11:30 last night?
watching True Blood

Are you left handed?
no

What's the fifth text say in your inbox and who is it from?
N/A

What did you do today?
I watched my nephew, ran to the bank,doing laundry, went to walmart and now doing this survey

Who was the last person's voice you heard?
my own

What is bothering you right now?
waiting for an answer to a question I have now asked twice. Sadly it seems the person who I asked the questions too...would rather sit in silence. Knowing that silence equals death.

Have you ever seen somebody get hit by a car?
yup

Who do you tell everything to?
right now...Jeff

Have you ever taken a picture in a bathroom?
YES...Oh hell yeah...I took a hell of a picture just this morning...oh wait, you weren't being polite? You actually meant "a picture." Heh, my bad.

Do you use big words?
only when the little ones get redundant or obsolete

Favorite number?
19

Name a part from the song you're listening to?
silence...it's not a song.

Do you fight with your parents often?
whenever I get the chance

Where is the shirt you're wearing from?
walmart

Do you know anyone with cancer?
not anymore

Do you have any picture frames in your room?
nope

Where did you spend Christmas?
in a home that doesn't exist anymore

Do you get good grades?
I graduated high school

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
I did...got infected...hurt like hell...never re-pierced again

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
yes

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
depends on whether or not I'm running on time or late

Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
I would rather know where I stand in the permanent relationship

What did you accomplish today?
I finished this survey

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
finishing this survey

Do you like your life as of now?
Absolutely not

Last thing you purchased?
Dial for men and some q-tips

Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are?
well I'm at home and I feel fine blah blah blah blah LEONARD BERNSTEIN (that's my only R.E.M. reference I will ever make)



Currently listening:
The Airborne Toxic Event
By The Airborne Toxic Event
Release date: 2008-08-05