FEBRUARY IN REVIEW
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "Sometimes you're crossing the bridge, knowing that the second you get to the other side, you're going to burn the bitch down." Christopher Golden
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "Dear empty tummy, Shhhhhhh. So loud! You're scaring the dogs. Sincerely, the rest of our body" Alyssa Milano
Hello my friends. cohorts and those still undecided...Today I'm smooth...like Tang...because it's yummy, orange and good enough for astronauts, and if it's good enough for astronauts it's good enough for me.
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "Apparently Oral Roberts is dead, but no reports yet of his being staked, beheaded and garlic being shoved in the stump" Warren Ellis
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "I "ate my feelings" and I think they may have given me diarrhea." Sarah Silverman
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "I dreamed a baby grizzly bear was my friend but then it ended up crushing my head. Luckily I woke up before he totally ended the friendship" Elizabeth Banks
Dear Snowplow, Thank you for filling in the driveway, I had nothing else planned for this morning...signed The guy who gave you the one finger salute.
Dear Mr. One Finger Salute, I saw your rude gesture. I'm only doing my job, today my job is to make sure I put MORE snow in your driveway....signed "What's MY name, Bitch!"
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "Sexy and scary, it's a fine line." Ellen Degeneres
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less." Amber Peach
Awesome Quote That For Some Reason I Find A Bit Disturbing - "Do living rooms eventually sicken & die?" Carrie Fisher
How NOT to build up self esteem...
Mom - Don't worry, with looks like yours, be grateful you have a strong personality.
Me - Don't you mean good?
Mom - No.
I used to think of all the billions of people in the world, and of all those people, how was I going to meet the right ones? The right ones to be my friends, the right one to be my husband. Now I just believe you meet the people you're supposed to meet. - Northern Exposure
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "Not wearing underpants and watching Castle. My Bucket List gets shorter every day." Josh Lawson
Hello friends cohorts and those yet undcided, Today I'm smooth...like ICE...but not just any ICE, I'm talking about that patch that sits right where the garbage cans go, the place where unsuspecting victims, can slip and fall on their pasty, fat asses as a few carloads of people drive by...yeah I'm that smooth
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "How come I can spend $$$ on shoes w/o batting an eye but I wait until the damn screen falls off the back of my laptop before I get a new 1 ?" Jewel Staite
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "Jesus, what a weird day. Time to sit around naked and drink whisky under the stars. Until some cop tases me." Warren Ellis
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "Best way to ease emotional pain? Laugh your tushy off. I also find doing the running man to old Salt-n-Pepa works wonders." Alyssa Milano
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "The question I've been struggling with is as follows: Do I teach my son to hate the same people/places/things I do, or let him learn to hate on his own?.... And as a follow up, what is the appropriate age for a first sword?" Ryan Sohmer
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "A sense of humor is a power in life...try to find yours if you've lost it..." Jeff Hardy
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "Can someone explain to me how a man-slut gets the same network coverage as our President or a telethon for Haiti. Anyone?" Alyssa Milano
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I'll answer." Justin Halpern's Dad
OH YEAH!!! Here's a little throwback to all the fans of the 80's rock...oh yeah there's some course language, so it's not suitable for all ages...wow look at me being a 'sponsible 'dult.
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me." Justin Halpern's Dad
Hello my friends, cohorts and those yet undecided, Today I'm smooth like velvet...black velvet...Black velvet and that little boy's smile, Black velvet with that slow southern style, A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees, Black velvet if you please
Awesome Quote of the MOment - "It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether." Gregory Helms
Hello my friends, cohorts and those yet undecided, Today I'm smooth like the vocal stylings of the great Rick Astley...now that's SMOOOOooooooth!!
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "Maybe I would have been thinner, richer and more sober if my childhood Idol wasn't Bluto Blutarsky from Animal House." Dan Christensen
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "My mission, is to one day be as cool of a human as my doggies think I already am." Alyssa Milano.
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "KILLER whales. Not Cuddle Whales. Not Soft Whales. They're called KILLER whales. How does this point escape people?" Warren Ellis
How NOT to build up self esteem...
Mom - You should lose weight.
Me - Why? To be healthy?
Mom - No.
Me - To get a Girlfriend?
Mom - No.
Me - Why then?
Mom - Because you're fat.
A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010) Trailer - THIS MY FRIENDS MAKES ME VERY VERY HAPPY because this one actually looks very very scary...*waving arms like Kermit the Frog* "YAAAAAAY!!!!!"
Hello my friends, cohorts and those still undecided...Today I am smooth like heartburn...Damn you Ponza Rotta's from yesterday...Damn You...but YOU WERE SO GOOD...I'll see you soon *wink*!!!
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "Damn. Woke up this morning and my house is on top of a witch." Christoph Golden
YOU ARE EVIL!!! Or I just don't like ICP...well I don't like them, so that makes YOU EVIL!!! Problem solving in my head is fun...even Evel Knievel couldn't make the leaps my brain makes when jumping to conclusions...heh
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed." Justin Halpern's Dad
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" Unknown via Stacy Keibler
Hello my friends, cohorts and those still undecided...Today I am smooth like a freshly shaved face...so very smoo...awww crap I missed a patch....screw it, I'll reshave later today...
Awesome Quote of the Moment - "I have invented a cocktail called The Pint Of Whisky that uses a pint glass, whisky, and slapping anyone asking for a cocktail." Warren Ellis