1.How late did you stay up last night and why?
I NORMALLY STAY UP TILL 7ISH AM...THAT'S MY NORMAL LACK OF SLEEP PATTERN
2. What was the first thing you thought this morning?
DAMNIT!!! STUPID INTERNET F***ING PIECE OF S**T!!!...12:01 AM
3. Is the person you have a crush on older or younger than you?
4. What did you do last night?
CLEANED THE HOMESTEAD AND WATCHED WWE NXT
5. Do you own anything that cost more than 1000 dollars?
JUST A FEW MILLION DOLLAR IDEAS
6. Have you ever ran with scissors?
YES, AND I HAD TWO WEEKS OF AFTER SCHOOL DETENTION TO PROVE IT...2ND GRADE TEACHERS DON'T MISS A THING
7. Have you ever talked to Tom?
MYSPACE TOM?? NO.
8. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them and meant it?
9. How is your day so far?
ACTUALLY IT'S BEEN PRETTY AWESOME
10. Do you want to go to college?
NOT SURE ANYMORE
11. What were you doing this afternoon at 12pm?
WAKING UP TO START MY DAY
12. Whats your favorite season?
THE ONE FROM MY MEMORIES
13. Last thing you ate/drank?
A BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER FROM BURGER KING AND A COKE ZERO
14. When was the last time you cried and the reasons?
A FEW DAYS AGO...WAS WATCHING THE EPISODE OF BONES WHERE SEELEY BOOTH WAS IN A COMA DREAMING THAT HE WAS MARRIED TO TEMPERENCE BRENNEN ONLY TO WAKE UP AND IT WASN'T REAL...THOSE DREAMS SUCK
15. Are you single?
LIKE A DOLLAR BILL
16. Name something you cannot wait for?
17. What did you do for your last birthday?
18. How many kids do you want to have?
19. Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
20. How many red lights have you ran?
ON PURPOSE NONE...
21. Have you ever cried while taking a shower?
22. What was your favorite grade?
I REALLY LIKE "C+" BECAUSE I LOOKED LIKE I WAS TRYING, WITHOUT REALLY HAVING TOO
23. What were you doing at 12 am last night?
READ ANSWER TO QUESTION 2
24. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?
SURE...UNLESS YOU MEAN IN A SWIRLING TONGUES WAY...THEN IT'S A MAYBE
25. Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
WHO HASN'T...THE REAL QUESTION IS WHAT DO YOU DO AFTERWARD
26. When was the last time you were given roses? and from who?
27. Plans for tomorrow?
THURSDAY IS LAUNDRY DAY, MOVIE DAY, DINNER WITH THE IMMEDIATE FAMILY THAN A MEETING IN THE EVENING
28. When did your last hug take place?
29. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
30. Have you ever started a sentence with -No offense, but...?
ABSOLUTELY...BUT THEN I HAVE BEEN AN ASSHOLE FOR A LONG TIME
31. Do you drink tea?
OH SWEET COOCOO FOR COCA COLA NO!!!
32. When was the last time you saw a cop?
EARLIER WHEN I WAS SMOKING OUTSIDE
33. Did you ride in someone elses car today?
34. Have you made a mistake in the past week?
SWEET LOVING DON'T MAKE BABY JESUS CRY...YES!!
35. What song are you listening to right now?
THE TOUCH BY STAN BUSH
36. Who was the last person to text you?
37. Do you miss someone?
EVERYONE MISSES SOMEONE...THAT'S A PROBLEM WITH THE WHOLE BEING MORTAL THING
38. Is there anything you regret about your past?
WHY YES THERE IS
39. Are you happy with your life?
SURE WHY NOT...THAT MAY CHANGE WITH EVERY PASSING MINUTE, BUT FOR NOW LET'S JUST SAY YES
40. What was the last movie you watched?
PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS THE LIGHTNING THIEF
41. Have you ever touched an elephant?
RODE AN ELEPHANT THANK YOU VERY MUCH
42. Who was the last person to call you?
43. Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
NO DOOR, WHICH MAKES IT HARD TO SLEEP
44. Do you sleep with the light on or off?
OFF I GUESS...CONSIDERING I USUALLY SLEEP WHEN THE SUN IS UP
45. What is your favorite hobby?
46. Do you own a pair of Nikes?
GOOD GOD NO...I'M A VANS GUY
47. Do you have any pets?
JUST MY CAT...ALTHOUGH SHE THINKS I'M HER PET
48. What were you doing at 11 a.m. this morning?
HITTING SNOOZE FOR THE FIRST TIME
49. Is there a difference between the word best friend and good friend?
WELL SINCE THIS ONE OF THE WORST PHRASED QUESTIONS I'VE EVER BEEN ASKED YES.
50. Has anybody on your top ever admitted to liking you?
51. Can you recall the last time you sincerely liked someone a lot?
52. Are you afraid of clowns?
NO, BUT I DESPISE, LOATHE, DETEST (FEEL FREE TO FILL IN MORE WORDS THAT EQUAL A GREAT DISLIKE) INSANE CLOWN POSSE
53. When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
54. Who is your celebrity crush?
Sarah Lancaster FROM THE TV SHOW CHUCK
55. Do you know anybody who was abused?
YES I DO
56. Favorite fruit?
57. Do you take walks often?
NO BUT I "GO FOR" WALKS OFTEN
58. Have you ever had a reoccurring nightmare?
WHY YES I HAVE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
59. Is silence really golden?
NO, I BELIEVE AND I MAY BE WRONG, THAT SILENCE IS COLORLESS
60. What did you do a week ago tonight?
CURSED THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE THAT ASKED ME TO HELP THEM MOVE...DURING THE SNOW...WITHOUT PRE-PACKING ANYTHING
61. Who is your favorite rapper?
I GUESS I AM, NO ONE ELSE GETS THOSE PERFECT CORNERS...
62. Are you afraid to grow up?
I AM A GROWN UP...JUST IMMATURE FOR MY AGE
63. Who are your Top 4?
OH FOR THE LOVE OF DOUBLE CHOCOLATE BROWNIES WITH WALNUTS, JUST LOOK ON THE PROFILE PAGE
64. What language are you taking?
WHY, BESIDES SOME SPANISH, SOME FRENCH AND ENGLISH, IS THERE ANOTHER LANGUAGE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ILLITERATE IN?
65. Any upcoming vacations?
66. Would you call yourself smart?
I AM NOT A SMART MAN, NOR AM I A WISE MAN
67. Do you like to read?